weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(via attack-on-ninjas)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via letsrunaway---together)

ganta:

The three other members of Team Guy specialize in close-combat battle so I often render aid from the distance.”

(via hyakugo)

thetsunamifan:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

that cat is literally the size of Tom

thetsunamifan:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

that cat is literally the size of Tom

(via starstrukk23)

anaconda-dreams:

Anaconda-dreams

Follow me for some kool snaps :)

anaconda-dreams:

Anaconda-dreams

Follow me for some kool snaps :)